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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter, applause) ...and your coach called timeout to staunch the bleeding

(laughter, applause) ...and your coach called timeout to staunch the bleeding

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(laughter, applause)
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...and your coach called timeout
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to staunch the bleeding...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:03
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
I would go over to your huddle, stick my beak in, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
I would go over to your huddle, stick my beak in,
Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:40
Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line,
-(laughter) -...and following through. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...and following through.
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter)
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the net. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the ne...
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss.
It has to be esthetically pleasing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It has to be esthetically pleasing
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g,"
(laughter continues) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter continues)
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit
(laugher, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laugher, applause)
Now, you're wondering - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Now, you're wondering
He said, "Is this your card?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
He said, "Is this your card?"
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card,
"a perfect athlete, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
"a perfect athlete,
I am blown away." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
I am blown away."
How lonely your childhood was." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
How lonely your childhood was."
The isolation must have been excruciating. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
The isolation must have been excruciating.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)