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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter)-Every year, I'm gonna..."Four," so it'll be, "This guy, he's unbelievable."...

(laughter)
-Every year, I'm gonna...
"Four," so it'll be, "This guy, he's unbelievable." (laughter) '24

Full Transcript

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-(laughter) -Every year, I'm gonna... "Four," so it'll be,
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"This guy, he's unbelievable."
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(laughter)
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'24.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:35
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
It might be-- Sometimes, it gets in the way - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:34
It might be-- Sometimes, it gets in the way
And I don't mean to distance myself from you, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
And I don't mean to distance myself from you,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
For an extra $135, usually, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
For an extra $135, usually,
I get so anxious and embittered. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I get so anxious and embittered.
"If they had their shit together, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
"If they had their shit together,
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirts. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirt...
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter...
I'm always boycotting things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
I'm always boycotting things
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
Just so we're all on the same page, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Just so we're all on the same page,
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not going to-- - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not goin...
-I cannot... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I cannot... -(laughter)
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter)
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part of that." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part...
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been
-(laughter) -...plastic straws. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...plastic straws.
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:28
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out,