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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter)-I feel comfortablearound people who say "-ish." (applause, cheering) I think...

(laughter)
-I feel comfortable
around people who say "-ish." (applause, cheering) I think one of the most
pretentious things you can say is "Kafkaesque." (laughter) That's just...
you're showing off

Full Transcript

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-(laughter) -I feel comfortable around people who say "-ish."
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(applause, cheering)
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I think one of the most pretentious things you can say
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is "Kafkaesque."
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(laughter)
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That's just... you're showing off.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:32
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
We're working class. Just say "Kafkish." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
We're working class. Just say "Kafkish."
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
And a dozen rugelachhh. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
And a dozen rugelachhh.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
I don't know if, if Jews are doing this everywhere, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
I don't know if, if Jews are doing this everywhere,
Embrace the "chhh." Embrace it! - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
Embrace the "chhh." Embrace it!
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter, applause)
-There are three reasons... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-There are three reasons... -(laughter)
For a poor family, we had pretty good electronics. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
For a poor family, we had pretty good electronics.
We frequently had a good television set. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
We frequently had a good television set.
Sometimes, we even had a good stereo. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
Sometimes, we even had a good stereo.
My mother's twin brother, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
My mother's twin brother,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
-We have a version of every profession. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
-We have a version of every profession. -(laughter)
He would receive stolen merchandise and then resell it. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
He would receive stolen merchandise and then resell it.
The man never made an honest dollar in his life, but... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
The man never made an honest dollar in his life, but...
Poor people, you have to understand, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Poor people, you have to understand,
So, Uncle Norman would get us these things, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
So, Uncle Norman would get us these things,
Wh-Which took on this other meaning for the heat was off, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
Wh-Which took on this other meaning for the heat was off,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)