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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) -In other words, what do youtell your amoeba patients?-(laughter) Sorry, or...

(laughter) -In other words, what do you
tell your amoeba patients?
-(laughter) Sorry, or your paramecium

Full Transcript

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-In other words, what do you tell your amoeba patients? -(laughter)
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Sorry, or your paramecium.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:14
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
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(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
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"A zillion of us came to Gary Gulman's early show, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:30
"A zillion of us came to Gary Gulman's early show,
My husband was literally pulling his cilia out." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
My husband was literally pulling his cilia out."
-June 22nd... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-June 22nd... -(laughter)
-(laughter) -Every year, I'm gonna... "Four," so it'll be, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -Every year, I'm gonna... "Four,"...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
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It might be-- Sometimes, it gets in the way - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:34
It might be-- Sometimes, it gets in the way
And I don't mean to distance myself from you, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
And I don't mean to distance myself from you,
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For an extra $135, usually, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
For an extra $135, usually,
I get so anxious and embittered. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I get so anxious and embittered.
"If they had their shit together, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
"If they had their shit together,
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirts. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirt...
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter...
I'm always boycotting things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
I'm always boycotting things
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
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Just so we're all on the same page, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Just so we're all on the same page,
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not going to-- - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not goin...
-I cannot... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I cannot... -(laughter)