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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) I wouldn't last a shiftat Chipotle

(laughter) I wouldn't last a shift
at Chipotle

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I wouldn't last a shift at Chipotle.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:27
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Like, earlier tonight, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Like, earlier tonight,
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Somebody would come in. "Corn." And I would... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Somebody would come in. "Corn." And I would...
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Isn't, isn't it always the last place you look? She's-- - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
Isn't, isn't it always the last place you look? Sh...
But make sure to jam your finger into the sneeze guard - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
But make sure to jam your finger into the sneeze guard
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How can you be that mean to people? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
How can you be that mean to people?
Just that... dismissive of people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
Just that... dismissive of people
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I have a history with dentists in that, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
I have a history with dentists in that,
But poor people, my mother specifically, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:26
But poor people, my mother specifically,
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You don't have insurance. You have a free cleaning, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
You don't have insurance. You have a free cleaning,