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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) Like, going to Chipotle, you may not have noticed thisbefore tonight, but I...

(laughter) Like, going to Chipotle, you may not have noticed this
before tonight, but I assure you you will never
not notice it after tonight

Full Transcript

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Like, going to Chipotle,
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you may not have noticed this before tonight,
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but I assure you you will never not notice it after tonight.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:40
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,
-Or their bowl. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Or their bowl. -(laughter)
(mouthing) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(mouthing)
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointing is, is bad, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointin...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
That is staggeringly condescending. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That is staggeringly condescending.
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter, applause)
(laughter and applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter and applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
We would always give the Chipotle worker - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
We would always give the Chipotle worker
We would say "corn." And then, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
We would say "corn." And then,
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
Like, earlier tonight, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Like, earlier tonight,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
(laughter)