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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) But I wanted to keep playinghockey, so I said to my dad, "I really wanna play...

(laughter) But I wanted to keep playing
hockey, so I said to my dad, "I really wanna play hockey."
He said, "If you really wanna
play hockey, "I'll try to find the money "for you to play this sport you've shown no potential in." (laughter) "Not only have you shown
no potential in hockey, but Jews..." (laughter) "...have acquitted themselves
with very little distinction, "to be honest with you, Gary

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But I wanted to keep playing hockey, so I said to my dad,
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"I really wanna play hockey." He said,
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"If you really wanna play hockey,
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"I'll try to find the money
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"for you to play this sport
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you've shown no potential in."
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(laughter)
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"Not only have you shown no potential in hockey,
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but Jews..."
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(laughter)
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"...have acquitted themselves with very little distinction,
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"to be honest with you, Gary.
Duration
27 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:36
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame....
Now, there are zero Jewish players - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Now, there are zero Jewish players
-the Messiah." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-the Messiah." -(laughter)
"are more likely to walk on water - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
"are more likely to walk on water
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,
But, for most of us, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
But, for most of us,
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food jobs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food job...
People who have waited tables and bartended - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
People who have waited tables and bartended
And, and we go into fast food restaurants, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And, and we go into fast food restaurants,
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness
Your Chipotles, your Subways, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Your Chipotles, your Subways,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,
-Or their bowl. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Or their bowl. -(laughter)
(mouthing) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(mouthing)
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show