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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) (applause, cheering) -It's as if...-(laughter) I used to thinkthey called it a...

(laughter) (applause, cheering) -It's as if...
-(laughter) I used to think
they called it a Pop-Tart because it popped
out of the toaster. No

Full Transcript

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(applause, cheering)
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-It's as if... -(laughter)
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I used to think they called it a Pop-Tart
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because it popped out of the toaster. No.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:48
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Pop is short for populist. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Pop is short for populist.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Welfare saved my family, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Welfare saved my family,
It just has been demonized for decades, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
It just has been demonized for decades,
It's infuriating to me - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It's infuriating to me
Even since I was a kid, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Even since I was a kid,
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:33
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know
Like, at 7 years old, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Like, at 7 years old,
Because every April, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Because every April,
And they would, they would say, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
And they would, they would say,
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house.
So, I just, I understood these things at a level - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
So, I just, I understood these things at a level
So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn't work. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn'...
They become dependent for generation after generation," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
They become dependent for generation after generation,"
(applause fades) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(applause fades)
-(laughter) -And-And I would've said, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-(laughter) -And-And I would've said,
-Thank you." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Thank you." -(laughter)
"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical.