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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) ...while I screamed, "Mommy!" I wouldn't be here right now.I wouldn't need this...

(laughter) ...while I screamed, "Mommy!" I wouldn't be here right now.
I wouldn't need this type of
external validation. I-- Some other
maladjusted man-child would be here in my stead

Full Transcript

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(laughter)
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...while I screamed, "Mommy!"
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I wouldn't be here right now. I wouldn't need
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this type of external validation. I--
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Some other maladjusted man-child
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would be here in my stead.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:48
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.