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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) And he says, "Inspect it, makesure it hasn't been doctored or manipulated in...

(laughter) And he says, "Inspect it, make
sure it hasn't been doctored or manipulated in any way."
I said, "What can I prove?" -(laughter)
-"Without

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And he says, "Inspect it, make sure it hasn't been doctored
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or manipulated in any way." I said, "What can I prove?"
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-(laughter) -"Without...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:31
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
"Without an MRI, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
"Without an MRI,
"This is the greatest trick I've seen from this distance - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
"This is the greatest trick I've seen from this di...
He peeled it. Sure enough, in the center, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
He peeled it. Sure enough, in the center,
-Some pulp. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-Some pulp. -(laughter)
He said, "Is this your card?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
He said, "Is this your card?"
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
It's-- I know it sounds counterintuitive, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
It's-- I know it sounds counterintuitive,
Like, when I was in high school, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Like, when I was in high school,
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
I would go over to your huddle, stick my beak in, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
I would go over to your huddle, stick my beak in,
Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:40
Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line,
-(laughter) -...and following through. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...and following through.
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter)
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the net. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the ne...
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss.
It has to be esthetically pleasing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It has to be esthetically pleasing
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g,"
(laughter continues) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter continues)