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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) Sometimes, people will ask me,they'll say, "Gary, do you wannaplay poker with...

(laughter) Sometimes, people will ask me,
they'll say, "Gary, do you wanna
play poker with us?" And I'll say,
"Oh, I don't, I don't gamble." But the truth is
I don't shuffle

Full Transcript

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Sometimes, people will ask me, they'll say,
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"Gary, do you wanna play poker with us?"
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And I'll say, "Oh, I don't, I don't gamble."
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But the truth is I don't shuffle.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:29
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
So, he takes the deck, and then he put it into the pocket. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
So, he takes the deck, and then he put it into the pocket.
From this pocket, he removed an orange. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
From this pocket, he removed an orange.
And I screamed, "How?!" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
And I screamed, "How?!"
"I watched every moment of it from here to here. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
"I watched every moment of it from here to here.
Now, you're implying it's in the middle of that orange?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
Now, you're implying it's in the middle of that or...
He didn't pull out the orange - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He didn't pull out the orange
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
(laughter, applause)
"First, he went after 'Seinfeld,' - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
"First, he went after 'Seinfeld,'
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
"Without an MRI, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
"Without an MRI,
"This is the greatest trick I've seen from this distance - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
"This is the greatest trick I've seen from this di...
He peeled it. Sure enough, in the center, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
He peeled it. Sure enough, in the center,
-Some pulp. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-Some pulp. -(laughter)
He said, "Is this your card?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
He said, "Is this your card?"
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
It's-- I know it sounds counterintuitive, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
It's-- I know it sounds counterintuitive,
Like, when I was in high school, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Like, when I was in high school,
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter, applause)