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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Let's prepare these kidsfor their futures as migrant apple pickers

Let's prepare these kids
for their futures as migrant apple pickers

Full Transcript

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Let's prepare these kids for their futures
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as migrant apple pickers...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:49
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
And if you got there by 6:15, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
And if you got there by 6:15,
I-I'm sorry, I said "and." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
I-I'm sorry, I said "and."
And if you got there - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
And if you got there
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
I would sometimes play it off if I got there late. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I would sometimes play it off if I got there late.
-"I wanted, I wanted the Corn Flakes." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-"I wanted, I wanted the Corn Flakes." -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
Was just a complete F-you - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Was just a complete F-you
-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge
Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we're at it?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we'r...
Everything about the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Everything about the Pop-Tart
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
(laughter, clapping) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter, clapping)
"Wait a minute. This..." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
"Wait a minute. This..."
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)