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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Like, at 7 years old, and I'm not exaggerating,I understood the tax ramificationsof the...

Like, at 7 years old, and I'm not exaggerating,
I understood the tax ramifications
of the alimony portion of my parent's divorce decree,
okay?

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Like, at 7 years old,
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and I'm not exaggerating, I understood
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the tax ramifications of the alimony portion
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of my parent's divorce decree, okay?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:34
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Because every April, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Because every April,
And they would, they would say, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
And they would, they would say,
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house.
So, I just, I understood these things at a level - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
So, I just, I understood these things at a level
So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn't work. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn'...
They become dependent for generation after generation," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
They become dependent for generation after generation,"
(applause fades) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(applause fades)
-(laughter) -And-And I would've said, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-(laughter) -And-And I would've said,
-Thank you." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Thank you." -(laughter)
"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical.
I, I thought you just didn't wanna pay any taxes." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I, I thought you just didn't wanna pay any taxes."
You're just gonna leave it in a trust fund to your children." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
You're just gonna leave it in a trust fund to your chil...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:33
(laughter)
Do you know how long the average family stays on welfare? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Do you know how long the average family stays on welfare?
My family, we were off welfare, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
My family, we were off welfare,
A pittance of an investment in the Gulman boys. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
A pittance of an investment in the Gulman boys.
We've repaid over and over again in our own taxes. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
We've repaid over and over again in our own taxes.
-I'm doing fine. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-I'm doing fine. -(laughter)
(applause, cheering) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
(applause, cheering)
(laughs) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughs)