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My husband was literally pulling his cilia out.
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

My husband was literallypulling his cilia out." (laughter) Many of you sat in science...

My husband was literally
pulling his cilia out." (laughter) Many of you sat in science class
in eighth grade and thought,
"When are we gonna need this?" (laughter, applause)

Full Transcript

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My husband was literally pulling his cilia out."
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(laughter)
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Many of you sat in science class in eighth grade
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and thought, "When are we gonna need this?"
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(laughter, applause)
Duration
21 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:04
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
-June 22nd... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-June 22nd... -(laughter)
-(laughter) -Every year, I'm gonna... "Four," so it'll be, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -Every year, I'm gonna... "Four,"...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
It might be-- Sometimes, it gets in the way - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:34
It might be-- Sometimes, it gets in the way
And I don't mean to distance myself from you, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
And I don't mean to distance myself from you,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
For an extra $135, usually, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
For an extra $135, usually,
I get so anxious and embittered. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I get so anxious and embittered.
"If they had their shit together, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
"If they had their shit together,
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirts. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirt...
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter...
I'm always boycotting things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
I'm always boycotting things
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
Just so we're all on the same page, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Just so we're all on the same page,
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not going to-- - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not goin...
-I cannot... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I cannot... -(laughter)
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter)
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part of that." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part...
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been