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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Okay? My wife and I, we don't have enough roomon our kitchen counter to keep the toasteron...

Okay? My wife and I, we don't have enough room
on our kitchen counter to keep the toaster
on display at all times

Full Transcript

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Okay? My wife and I,
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we don't have enough room on our kitchen counter
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to keep the toaster on display at all times.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:03
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
You're so generous. You are all picturing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
You're so generous. You are all picturing
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter, applause)
My wife and I had to have an apartment-wide meeting... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
My wife and I had to have an apartment-wide meeting...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
(laughter)
-The cabinet. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-The cabinet. -(laughter)
And so why am I bitter? Because I can't imagine - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And so why am I bitter? Because I can't imagine
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
Phil Gulman was what we call a mensch. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
Phil Gulman was what we call a mensch.
He was a kind, thoughtful, generous man. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He was a kind, thoughtful, generous man.
A complete failure in terms of capitalism. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
A complete failure in terms of capitalism.
-(laughter) -He never made a great living, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
-(laughter) -He never made a great living,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
I got his copy of "Gone Girl." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
I got his copy of "Gone Girl."
He would say, "If there's something you really want, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He would say, "If there's something you really wan...
-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(la...
I remember for my 11th birthday, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
I remember for my 11th birthday,