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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

People who have waited tablesand bartended are the best tippersyou will ever be around...

People who have waited tables
and bartended are the best tippers
you will ever be around because we know how much
those tips mean to people

Full Transcript

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People who have waited tables and bartended
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are the best tippers you will ever be around
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because we know how much those tips mean to people.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:03
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
And, and we go into fast food restaurants, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And, and we go into fast food restaurants,
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness
Your Chipotles, your Subways, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Your Chipotles, your Subways,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,
-Or their bowl. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Or their bowl. -(laughter)
(mouthing) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(mouthing)
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointing is, is bad, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointin...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
That is staggeringly condescending. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That is staggeringly condescending.
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter, applause)
(laughter and applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter and applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
We would always give the Chipotle worker - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
We would always give the Chipotle worker
We would say "corn." And then, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
We would say "corn." And then,
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)