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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Please, if you have an idea, do not go on "Shark Tank." There are

Please, if you have an idea, do not go on "Shark Tank." There are

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Please, if you have an idea,
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do not go on "Shark Tank."
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There are...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:24
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Places that offer much better terms... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Places that offer much better terms...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
I happen to have an accounting and finance degree - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
I happen to have an accounting and finance degree
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
-A bank! -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-A bank! -(laughter)
-The Devil! -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-The Devil! -(laughter)
Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1," the loan shark, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1," the loan shark,
-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank."
-"Guillotine." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-"Guillotine." -(laughter)
-And we-- -(cheering) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-And we-- -(cheering)
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughte...
Okay. Alright. No blade." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Okay. Alright. No blade."
Even in my business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Even in my business,
He's in the same business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
He's in the same business,
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comedian, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comed...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Is he $999,911,000 better than me? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Is he $999,911,000 better than me?
(applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)