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Poor people, you have to understand
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Poor people,you have to understand, -we're not very pickyabout warranties...

Poor people,
you have to understand, -we're not very picky
about warranties and...
-(laughter) ...serial numbers and receipts

Full Transcript

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Poor people, you have to understand,
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-we're not very picky about warranties and... -(laughter)
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...serial numbers and receipts.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:47
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
So, Uncle Norman would get us these things, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
So, Uncle Norman would get us these things,
Wh-Which took on this other meaning for the heat was off, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
Wh-Which took on this other meaning for the heat was off,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
We were warming our hands on The Who's "Tommy." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
We were warming our hands on The Who's "Tommy.&quo...
The second reason we didn't feel poor - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
The second reason we didn't feel poor
And up until 1983-ish... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
And up until 1983-ish...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
What we're living in now, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
What we're living in now,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.&q...
It was the epoch of incredulity." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
It was the epoch of incredulity."
But, at no point did Dickens say, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:29
But, at no point did Dickens say,
-That is a cruelty... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-That is a cruelty... -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Please, if you have an idea, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Please, if you have an idea,
Places that offer much better terms... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Places that offer much better terms...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
I happen to have an accounting and finance degree - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
I happen to have an accounting and finance degree
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)