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Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Sometimes, I'd go tothe free throw line, I'd make the first one, and then, I'd turn to...

Sometimes, I'd go to
the free throw line, I'd make the first one, and then, I'd turn to whoever
fouled me and say, -"Regrets?"
-(laughter) "We could all be playing
basketball right now if you'd shown
a little self-control." (laughter) "I'm gonna make this next one, "even though your fans and
cheerleaders are screaming, -"Miss!" (scoffs)
-(laughter) Lemme tell you something, kids.
While you were all at prom and semi-formal and the
Enchantment Under the Sea dance, I was keeping my elbow in

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Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line,
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I'd make the first one,
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and then, I'd turn to whoever fouled me and say,
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-"Regrets?" -(laughter)
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"We could all be playing basketball right now
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if you'd shown a little self-control."
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(laughter)
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"I'm gonna make this next one,
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"even though your fans and cheerleaders are screaming,
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-"Miss!" (scoffs) -(laughter)
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Lemme tell you something, kids. While you were all at prom
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and semi-formal and the Enchantment Under the Sea dance,
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I was keeping my elbow in...
Duration
40 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:40
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
-(laughter) -...and following through. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...and following through.
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter)
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the net. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the ne...
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss.
It has to be esthetically pleasing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It has to be esthetically pleasing
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g,"
(laughter continues) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter continues)
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit
(laugher, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laugher, applause)
Now, you're wondering - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Now, you're wondering
He said, "Is this your card?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
He said, "Is this your card?"
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card,
"a perfect athlete, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
"a perfect athlete,
I am blown away." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
I am blown away."
How lonely your childhood was." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
How lonely your childhood was."
The isolation must have been excruciating. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
The isolation must have been excruciating.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
So, I'm, I'm gonna start this special, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
So, I'm, I'm gonna start this special,
So you don't even hear the-the, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
So you don't even hear the-the,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)