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That is a cruelty... -(laughter)
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

That is a cruelty...-(laughter) ...that is just us.I-- That show

That is a cruelty...
-(laughter) ...that is just us.
I-- That show

Full Transcript

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-That is a cruelty... -(laughter)
00:00:06.013 --> 00:00:10.001
...that is just us. I-- That show...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:10
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Please, if you have an idea, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Please, if you have an idea,
Places that offer much better terms... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Places that offer much better terms...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
I happen to have an accounting and finance degree - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
I happen to have an accounting and finance degree
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
-A bank! -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-A bank! -(laughter)
-The Devil! -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-The Devil! -(laughter)
Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1," the loan shark, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1," the loan shark,
-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank."
-"Guillotine." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-"Guillotine." -(laughter)
-And we-- -(cheering) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-And we-- -(cheering)
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughte...
Okay. Alright. No blade." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Okay. Alright. No blade."
Even in my business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Even in my business,
He's in the same business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
He's in the same business,
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comedian, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comed...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Is he $999,911,000 better than me? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Is he $999,911,000 better than me?