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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The dirty little secret about the free lunch programis that it's also free breakfast

The dirty little secret about the free lunch program
is that it's also free breakfast

Full Transcript

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The dirty little secret
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about the free lunch program is that
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it's also free breakfast.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:09
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
-(laughter) -for a school day - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-(laughter) -for a school day
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
(laughter)
Let's prepare these kids for their futures - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Let's prepare these kids for their futures
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
And if you got there by 6:15, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
And if you got there by 6:15,
I-I'm sorry, I said "and." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
I-I'm sorry, I said "and."
And if you got there - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
And if you got there
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
I would sometimes play it off if I got there late. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I would sometimes play it off if I got there late.
-"I wanted, I wanted the Corn Flakes." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-"I wanted, I wanted the Corn Flakes." -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
Was just a complete F-you - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Was just a complete F-you
-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge
Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we're at it?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we'r...
Everything about the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Everything about the Pop-Tart