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The gift you have
given me tonight, that I can be myself.
Like, you enjoy my jokes, but you also enjoy me,
which is just-- -I don't know if you know
what goes on...
-(applause) (cheering) I don't know if you know
what goes on before the show, but I, I say a little prayer
of gratitude. And then, then I remind myself
of something my therapist always tells me,
which is, um, "The audience, Gary,
they're not your family." (quiet laughter) "These people
are rooting for you." (laughter, applause)
given me tonight, that I can be myself.
Like, you enjoy my jokes, but you also enjoy me,
which is just-- -I don't know if you know
what goes on...
-(applause) (cheering) I don't know if you know
what goes on before the show, but I, I say a little prayer
of gratitude. And then, then I remind myself
of something my therapist always tells me,
which is, um, "The audience, Gary,
they're not your family." (quiet laughter) "These people
are rooting for you." (laughter, applause)
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The gift you have
given me tonight,
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that I can be myself.
Like, you enjoy my jokes,
00:00:05.088 --> 00:00:08.999
but you also enjoy me,
which is just--
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-I don't know if you know
what goes on...
-(applause)
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(cheering)
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I don't know if you know
what goes on before the show,
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but I, I say a little prayer
of gratitude. And then,
00:00:23.857 --> 00:00:25.525
then I remind myself
of something
00:00:25.525 --> 00:00:27.694
my therapist always tells me,
which is, um,
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"The audience, Gary,
they're not your family."
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(quiet laughter)
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"These people
are rooting for you."
00:00:35.827 --> 00:00:39.372
(laughter, applause)
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Movie Summary
Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.