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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The gift you havegiven me tonight, that I can be myself.Like, you enjoy my jokes, but you...

The gift you have
given me tonight, that I can be myself.
Like, you enjoy my jokes, but you also enjoy me,
which is just-- -I don't know if you know
what goes on...
-(applause) (cheering) I don't know if you know
what goes on before the show, but I, I say a little prayer
of gratitude. And then, then I remind myself
of something my therapist always tells me,
which is, um, "The audience, Gary,
they're not your family." (quiet laughter) "These people
are rooting for you." (laughter, applause)

Full Transcript

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The gift you have given me tonight,
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that I can be myself. Like, you enjoy my jokes,
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but you also enjoy me, which is just--
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-I don't know if you know what goes on... -(applause)
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(cheering)
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I don't know if you know what goes on before the show,
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but I, I say a little prayer of gratitude. And then,
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then I remind myself of something
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my therapist always tells me, which is, um,
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"The audience, Gary, they're not your family."
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(quiet laughter)
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"These people are rooting for you."
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(laughter, applause)
Duration
40 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:29
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughs) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughs)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
I went to this show at the Magic Castle in Hollywood. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I went to this show at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.
And it sounds basic, but it was very complicated, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And it sounds basic, but it was very complicated,
So, he does this thing. He says, "Pick a card, any card." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
So, he does this thing. He says, "Pick a card, any card...
And then he handed me the queen of diamonds - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
And then he handed me the queen of diamonds
And so, I did that. Then he took the card - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
And so, I did that. Then he took the card
-(imitates cascading bridge) -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-(imitates cascading bridge) -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
So, he takes the deck, and then he put it into the pocket. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
So, he takes the deck, and then he put it into the pocket.
From this pocket, he removed an orange. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
From this pocket, he removed an orange.
And I screamed, "How?!" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
And I screamed, "How?!"
"I watched every moment of it from here to here. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
"I watched every moment of it from here to here.
Now, you're implying it's in the middle of that orange?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
Now, you're implying it's in the middle of that or...
He didn't pull out the orange - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He didn't pull out the orange
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
(laughter, applause)
"First, he went after 'Seinfeld,' - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
"First, he went after 'Seinfeld,'
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)