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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The Messiah."-(laughter) (applause) "Do you-- "Do you understand that, Gary?That you

the Messiah."
-(laughter) (applause) "Do you-- "Do you understand that, Gary?
That you

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-the Messiah." -(laughter)
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(applause)
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"Do you--
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"Do you understand that, Gary? That you...
Duration
16 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:33
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
"are more likely to walk on water - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
"are more likely to walk on water
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,
But, for most of us, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
But, for most of us,
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food jobs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food job...
People who have waited tables and bartended - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
People who have waited tables and bartended
And, and we go into fast food restaurants, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And, and we go into fast food restaurants,
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness
Your Chipotles, your Subways, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Your Chipotles, your Subways,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,
-Or their bowl. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Or their bowl. -(laughter)
(mouthing) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(mouthing)
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointing is, is bad, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointin...