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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

To clarify this.-(laughter) The-- (laughs) The tart is to the Pop-Tart, as the Grizzly...

to clarify this.
-(laughter) The-- (laughs) The tart is to the Pop-Tart, as the Grizzly bear is to the

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-to clarify this. -(laughter)
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The-- (laughs)
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The tart is to the Pop-Tart,
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as the Grizzly bear is to the...
Duration
15 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:04
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
-gummy bear. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-gummy bear. -(laughter)
That's a really strong analogy. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That's a really strong analogy.
And the irony of me coming up - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And the irony of me coming up
I flunked out of analogy school. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I flunked out of analogy school.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
(laughter)
Pop is short for populist. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Pop is short for populist.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Welfare saved my family, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Welfare saved my family,
It just has been demonized for decades, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
It just has been demonized for decades,
It's infuriating to me - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It's infuriating to me
Even since I was a kid, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Even since I was a kid,
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:33
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know
Like, at 7 years old, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Like, at 7 years old,
Because every April, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Because every April,
And they would, they would say, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
And they would, they would say,
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house.
So, I just, I understood these things at a level - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
So, I just, I understood these things at a level