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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"Wait a minute. This..." The first timeI ever saw it was at an -(mumbles) Au Bon...

"Wait a minute. This..." The first time
I ever saw it was at an -(mumbles) Au Bon Pain.
-(laughter) (slightly clearer)
Au Bon Pain!

Full Transcript

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"Wait a minute. This..."
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The first time I ever saw it was at an
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-(mumbles) Au Bon Pain. -(laughter)
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(slightly clearer) Au Bon Pain!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:48
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart.
The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart.
Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
You, you would have to be living in Flatland - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
You, you would have to be living in Flatland
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it.
Whereas the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
Whereas the Pop-Tart
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
-to clarify this. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
-to clarify this. -(laughter)
-gummy bear. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-gummy bear. -(laughter)
That's a really strong analogy. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That's a really strong analogy.
And the irony of me coming up - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And the irony of me coming up
I flunked out of analogy school. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I flunked out of analogy school.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
(laughter)
Pop is short for populist. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Pop is short for populist.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Welfare saved my family, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Welfare saved my family,
It just has been demonized for decades, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
It just has been demonized for decades,