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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"We wanna stranglethe welfare programs "because it just...Doggone it."...

"We wanna strangle
the welfare programs "because it just...
Doggone it." -"Dagnabbit."
-(laughter) "It doesn't work.
Oh gosh, how I wish it worked!" (laughter) "But what happens is
the-the welfare recipients, "they lose their initiative, "and they become
dependent on welfare for generation
after generation." And I remember
even at 7 years old, I could see through
that flimsy argument

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"We wanna strangle the welfare programs
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"because it just... Doggone it."
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-"Dagnabbit." -(laughter)
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"It doesn't work. Oh gosh, how I wish it worked!"
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(laughter)
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"But what happens is the-the welfare recipients,
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"they lose their initiative,
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"and they become dependent on welfare
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for generation after generation."
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And I remember even at 7 years old,
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I could see through that flimsy argument.
Duration
33 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:46
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.