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Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we're at it?
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Why don't we put frosting onboth sides while we're at it?" (laughter) "What are we,...

Why don't we put frosting on
both sides while we're at it?" (laughter) "What are we, Toaster Strudel?
Get back to work, Eugene V. Debs." (laughter)

Full Transcript

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Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we're at it?"
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(laughter)
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"What are we, Toaster Strudel? Get back to work,
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Eugene V. Debs."
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(laughter)
Duration
15 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:10
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Everything about the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Everything about the Pop-Tart
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
(laughter, clapping) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter, clapping)
"Wait a minute. This..." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
"Wait a minute. This..."
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart.
The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart.
Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
You, you would have to be living in Flatland - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
You, you would have to be living in Flatland
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it.
Whereas the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
Whereas the Pop-Tart
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(laughter)
-to clarify this. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
-to clarify this. -(laughter)
-gummy bear. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-gummy bear. -(laughter)
That's a really strong analogy. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That's a really strong analogy.
And the irony of me coming up - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And the irony of me coming up
I flunked out of analogy school. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I flunked out of analogy school.
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(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
(laughter)