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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

You, you would have to beliving in Flatland -to consider that a dimension.-(laughter)...

You, you would have to be
living in Flatland -to consider that a dimension.
-(laughter) Also, the real tart
has chunks of fruit

Full Transcript

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You, you would have to be living in Flatland
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-to consider that a dimension. -(laughter)
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Also, the real tart has chunks of fruit.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:21
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it.
Whereas the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
Whereas the Pop-Tart
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
-to clarify this. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
-to clarify this. -(laughter)
-gummy bear. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-gummy bear. -(laughter)
That's a really strong analogy. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That's a really strong analogy.
And the irony of me coming up - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And the irony of me coming up
I flunked out of analogy school. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I flunked out of analogy school.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
(laughter)
Pop is short for populist. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Pop is short for populist.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Welfare saved my family, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Welfare saved my family,
It just has been demonized for decades, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
It just has been demonized for decades,
It's infuriating to me - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It's infuriating to me
Even since I was a kid, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Even since I was a kid,
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:33
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know
Like, at 7 years old, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Like, at 7 years old,