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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Your Chipotles, your Subways, your Just Salads,your Chop-t

Your Chipotles, your Subways, your Just Salads,
your Chop-t

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Your Chipotles, your Subways,
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your Just Salads, your Chop-t.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:34
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,
-Or their bowl. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Or their bowl. -(laughter)
(mouthing) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(mouthing)
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointing is, is bad, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointin...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
That is staggeringly condescending. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
That is staggeringly condescending.
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter, applause)
(laughter and applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter and applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
We would always give the Chipotle worker - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
We would always give the Chipotle worker
We would say "corn." And then, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
We would say "corn." And then,
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter, applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
Like, earlier tonight, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Like, earlier tonight,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)