Come and haunt me? All because I told a lie to an eight year old? Get fucking real!
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[as a kid, with his friend] George Carlin:
He'd say "you swear on your mother's grave?" I'd say "yeah!" [laughter] George Carlin:
'Cause first of all, if my mother was alive, she wouldn't even have a grave. And even if she was dead, what's she going to do? Rise from the grave and Come and haunt me? [laughter] George Carlin:
Come and haunt me? All because I told a lie to an eight year old? Get fucking real!
He'd say "you swear on your mother's grave?" I'd say "yeah!" [laughter] George Carlin:
'Cause first of all, if my mother was alive, she wouldn't even have a grave. And even if she was dead, what's she going to do? Rise from the grave and Come and haunt me? [laughter] George Carlin:
Come and haunt me? All because I told a lie to an eight year old? Get fucking real!
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and he'd say
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You swear on your mother's grave
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I'd say Yeah why not
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First of all my mother was alive
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She didn't have a grave
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Second of all even if she was dead
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what's she going to do
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rise from the grave and come and haunt me
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Come and haunt me
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all because I told a lie to an 8 year old
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Get fucking real will you
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Movie Summary
It's Bad For Ya, Carlin's Emmy-nominated 14th and final HBO special from March of 2008 features Carlin's noted irreverent and unapologetic observations on topics ranging from death, religion, bureaucracy, patriotism, overprotected...
