I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles...
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[first lines] George Carlin:
I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression on his face. I'm tired of that asshole. And while you're at it, fuck Tiger Woods too!
I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression on his face. I'm tired of that asshole. And while you're at it, fuck Tiger Woods too!
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I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong
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Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles
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and his steroids and his yellow shirts
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and the dumb empty expression on his face
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I'm tired of that asshole
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And while you're at it fuck Tiger Woods too
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Movie Summary
It's Bad For Ya, Carlin's Emmy-nominated 14th and final HBO special from March of 2008 features Carlin's noted irreverent and unapologetic observations on topics ranging from death, religion, bureaucracy, patriotism, overprotected...
