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George Carlin It's Bad for Ya!

"I'm keeping him in my thoughts." Where? Where exactly in your thoughts does he fit? In...

[about phrases people use when someone dies] George Carlin:
"I'm keeping him in my thoughts." Where? Where exactly in your thoughts does he fit? In between "my ass hurts in this chair" and "let's fuck the waitress"? [laughter]

Full Transcript

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I'm keeping him in my thoughts
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Where
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Where exactly in your thoughts does he fit
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In between My ass hurt in this chair
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and let's fuck the waitress
Duration
15 seconds
Views
966
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:43
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Cable Stuff Productions,HBO

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Movie Summary

It's Bad For Ya, Carlin's Emmy-nominated 14th and final HBO special from March of 2008 features Carlin's noted irreverent and unapologetic observations on topics ranging from death, religion, bureaucracy, patriotism, overprotected...
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And while all of this is going on
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You remember Barbara Bush
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I call him Governor Bush
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And you swear to tell the truth on an upside down
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And he'd say
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Now if you think you do have rights
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