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George Carlin:
[George Carlin's final joke]
Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true: I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally, I lean toward unlimited rights - I feel, for instance, I have the right to do anything I please. But, if I do something you don't like, I think you have the right to kill me. So where you gonna find a fairer fucking deal than that? So the next time some asshole says to you, "I have a right to my opinion," you say, "Oh yeah? Well, I have a right to my opinion, and my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion." Then shoot the fuck and walk away!
[George Carlin's final joke]
Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true: I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally, I lean toward unlimited rights - I feel, for instance, I have the right to do anything I please. But, if I do something you don't like, I think you have the right to kill me. So where you gonna find a fairer fucking deal than that? So the next time some asshole says to you, "I have a right to my opinion," you say, "Oh yeah? Well, I have a right to my opinion, and my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion." Then shoot the fuck and walk away!
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Personally when it comes to rights
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I think one of two things is true
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I think either we have unlimited rights
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or we have no rights at all
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Personally I lean toward unlimited rights
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I feel for instance
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I have the right to do anything I please
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But if I do something you don't like
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I think you have the right to kill me
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So where are you going to find
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a fairer fucking deal than that
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So the next time some asshole says to you
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I have a right to my opinion
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you say Oh yeah
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Well I have a right to my opinion
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and my opinion is you have no right to your opinion
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Then shoot the fuck and walk away
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Movie Summary
It's Bad For Ya, Carlin's Emmy-nominated 14th and final HBO special from March of 2008 features Carlin's noted irreverent and unapologetic observations on topics ranging from death, religion, bureaucracy, patriotism, overprotected...