And you say "Yeah, can you help me with this?" They say "Yeah, hey, how far are you...
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[about the benefits of getting older] George Carlin:
The first one is, you never have to carry anything heavy ever again. [laughter] George Carlin:
Everybody wants to help an old fuck. If you've got a big suitcase, or something like that, you know, you just kind of go like this a little bit... [pantomimes tugging at a heavy suitcase] George Carlin:
And you say "Yeah, can you help me with this?" They say "Yeah, hey, how far are you going?" "Indianapolis."
The first one is, you never have to carry anything heavy ever again. [laughter] George Carlin:
Everybody wants to help an old fuck. If you've got a big suitcase, or something like that, you know, you just kind of go like this a little bit... [pantomimes tugging at a heavy suitcase] George Carlin:
And you say "Yeah, can you help me with this?" They say "Yeah, hey, how far are you going?" "Indianapolis."
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The first one is
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you never have to carry anything heavy ever again
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Everybody wants to help an old fuck
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If you've got a big suitcase or something like that
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you know you just kind of go like this a little bit
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You say Yeah could you help me with this
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Say Yeah Hey how far you going
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Indianapolis
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Movie Summary
It's Bad For Ya, Carlin's Emmy-nominated 14th and final HBO special from March of 2008 features Carlin's noted irreverent and unapologetic observations on topics ranging from death, religion, bureaucracy, patriotism, overprotected...
