"It is to be devoutly wished that she would kiss me... under the dingleberries."
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George Carlin:
Another word you don't hear too often is "dingleberies." You know? You never hear it on "Meet the Press." I think it's because "dingleberries" is one of those words you don't say too much past your tenth birthday. It's not a grown-up's word; it's a kid's word. "Dingleberries!" It alaways sounded kind of Christmas-y to me. Don't you think it has a holiday ring to it? Dingleberries. "John, you might want to hang some dingleberries over the front door! Then when Mary Anne comes over, she can kiss you under the dingleberries!" [laughter] George Carlin:
"It is to be devoutly wished that she would kiss me... under the Dingleberries."
Another word you don't hear too often is "dingleberies." You know? You never hear it on "Meet the Press." I think it's because "dingleberries" is one of those words you don't say too much past your tenth birthday. It's not a grown-up's word; it's a kid's word. "Dingleberries!" It alaways sounded kind of Christmas-y to me. Don't you think it has a holiday ring to it? Dingleberries. "John, you might want to hang some dingleberries over the front door! Then when Mary Anne comes over, she can kiss you under the dingleberries!" [laughter] George Carlin:
"It is to be devoutly wished that she would kiss me... under the Dingleberries."
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And how do you decide who to eat first
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How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack
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Do you pick on the little guy 'cause he's skinny and he can't fight back
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or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder
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'cause he's got a lot of steaks and chops on
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These are things human beings have to consider
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One more of these charming diversions of ours
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Necrophilia Huh Now there's a hobby for you
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Fucking a corpse
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Takes a special kind of guy Don't you think
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But it happens it happens More than you might think
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It happens among humans Animals don't do that
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Animals don't fuck their dead
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A rat would do a lot of gross things
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But it would not fuck a dead rat
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It wouldn't even occur to him
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Movie Summary
George Carlin continues making people laugh with his 13th HBO stand-up special.
