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George Carlin:
Do you realise, that right this second, right now somewhere around the world some guy is getting ready to kill himself. Isn't that great? Statistics show that every year a million people commit suicide. Thats 2800 a day. That's one every thirty seconds. [Stares at watch] George Carlin:
There goes another guy! And I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals oughta be working on. Well if you wanna be truly equal you're gonna have to start taking your lifes in greater numbers
Do you realise, that right this second, right now somewhere around the world some guy is getting ready to kill himself. Isn't that great? Statistics show that every year a million people commit suicide. Thats 2800 a day. That's one every thirty seconds. [Stares at watch] George Carlin:
There goes another guy! And I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals oughta be working on. Well if you wanna be truly equal you're gonna have to start taking your lifes in greater numbers
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Do the Christian thing
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Tell them it's a shortcut to heaven
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Mention the word martyr Works on the Muslims works on
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the Catholics might work on these folks you never know
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Hey I know
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Give them a little encouragement
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Go on you fanatical fucks He's down there He's down there
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He's down there He's at the bottom of the Canyon
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Look for the man with the glowing head
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Oh you're gonna have a lot of fun with a channel like that
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Movie Summary
George Carlin continues making people laugh with his 13th HBO stand-up special.
