Now, I'm a big fan of the, uh, prime time crime shows. I like all of them, pretty much....
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George Carlin: Now, I'm a big fan of the, uh, prime time crime shows. I like all of them, pretty much. You know, I like "Law & Order" and all the spin-offs of that. I like, uh, "CSI" and all of those spin-offs.
[cheers and applause]
George Carlin: Yeah, because they're forensic shows. You know? And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there watching one of them shows, and the chief medical examiner turns to the lead detective and says "Steve, looks to me like after they killed this guy, the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about thirty or forty fucking times."
[laughter]
George Carlin: "Look at that. That there is a posthumous multiple cornhole entry wound."
[laughter]
George Carlin: In prison, it's a social activity.
[laughter]
George Carlin: Yeah, it's right up there on the bulletin board: checkers, handball, cornholing
[cheers and applause]
George Carlin: Yeah, because they're forensic shows. You know? And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there watching one of them shows, and the chief medical examiner turns to the lead detective and says "Steve, looks to me like after they killed this guy, the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about thirty or forty fucking times."
[laughter]
George Carlin: "Look at that. That there is a posthumous multiple cornhole entry wound."
[laughter]
George Carlin: In prison, it's a social activity.
[laughter]
George Carlin: Yeah, it's right up there on the bulletin board: checkers, handball, cornholing
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Now I'm a big fan
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of the prime time crime shows
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I like all of them pretty much
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You know I like Law Order
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and all the spin offs of that
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I like CSl
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and all of those spin offs
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Yeah Because they're forensic shows
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You know
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And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there
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watching one of them shows
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and then the chief medical examiner
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turns to the lead detective and says
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Steve Iooks to me like after they killed this guy
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the perpetrators rolled him over
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and cornholed him about 30 or 40 fucking times
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Look at that
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That there is a posthumous
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multiple cornhole entry wound
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In prison it's a social activity
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Yeah it's right up there on the bulletin board
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Checkers Handball cornholing
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Movie Summary
George Carlin continues making people laugh with his 13th HBO stand-up special.
