You know something people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts. Now I said...
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George Carlin: You know something people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts. Now I said this on my last HBO show, and apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is, because I got some inquiries. A pussy fart is when a woman has a little extra air inside of her vagina, and when you thrust forward, it's kind of a...
[makes a whole bunch of nasty fart noises]
George Carlin: And the two of you are lying there, each wondering if the other one farted, and the guy is usually thinking, "Maybe she farts when she cums. Maybe she took a shit. God, I better stay out of that fuckin' bar."
[makes a whole bunch of nasty fart noises]
George Carlin: And the two of you are lying there, each wondering if the other one farted, and the guy is usually thinking, "Maybe she farts when she cums. Maybe she took a shit. God, I better stay out of that fuckin' bar."
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You know something
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people don't talk about in public anymore
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Pussy farts
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So anyway
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Now I said that on my last HBO show
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and apparently some people
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don't know what a pussy fart is
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because I got some inquiries
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Here's the deal
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A pussy fart is like when you're making love to a woman
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who's got a little extra air in her vagina
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and every time you thrust forward
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it's kind of a
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And the two of you are just lying there
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Each of you is just wondering if the other one farted
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And the man is usually thinking
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Maybe she farts when she comes
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Maybe she took a shit
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Man I gotta stay out of that fucking bar
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Movie Summary
George Carlin continues making people laugh with his 13th HBO stand-up special.
