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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking. I know what I'm talking about

George Carlin:
Remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking. I know what I'm talking about

Full Transcript

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And remember this is Mr Conductor talking
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I know what I'm talking about clapping and cheering
Duration
8 seconds
Views
868
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:41
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Cable Stuff Productions,HBO

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Movie Summary

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.
I also know all you single dads and soccer moms - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:35
I also know all you single dads and soccer moms
Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:05
Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off
Now here's another example of overprotection - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:31
Now here's another example of overprotection
If you wanna know how you can help your children leave them the fuck alone - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:06
If you wanna know how you can help your children leave them...
Yeah yeah that one always got to me - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Yeah yeah that one always got to me
Do you know why it is when a rancher fucks a sheep - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:09
Do you know why it is when a rancher fucks a sheep
Names are an interest of mine not a hobby hobbies cost money interests are free - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Names are an interest of mine not a hobby hobbies cost money...
Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant The Mouthful Huh - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:19
Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant The Mouthful...
I'm thinking of opening up a motel and calling it The Sleep n' Fuck - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:19
I'm thinking of opening up a motel and calling it The...
'Cause that's all they ever have left in those soda machines on Sunday night - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:14
'Cause that's all they ever have left in those...
By the way if you should have any cognitive dissonance - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:14
By the way if you should have any cognitive dissonance
'Cause you do know folks living in this country - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:37
'Cause you do know folks living in this country
This country was founded by a group of slave owners - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:35
This country was founded by a group of slave owners
Because because the American people - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:32
Because because the American people
Everybody knows by now all businessmen are completely full of shit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:35
Everybody knows by now all businessmen are completely full...
Whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware
A businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:36
A businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman
Think about it religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:37
Think about it religion has actually convinced people that...
He loves you and he needs money - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:15
He loves you and he needs money
Now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit