These t-shirts that say, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way". You ever see that? This...
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George Carlin:
Here's another guy thing that sucks: these t-shirts that say, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way". You ever see that? This is more of that stupid Marine Corps bullshit. Obsolete, male impulses from a hundred thousand years ago, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way". You know what I do when I see that shirt? I obstruct. I stand right in the guy's path, force him to walk around me, he gets a little past me, I spin him around kick him in the nuts, rip off his shirt, wipe it on my ass, and shove it down his fucking throat. Hey, listen, that's all these Marines are looking for, a good time
Here's another guy thing that sucks: these t-shirts that say, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way". You ever see that? This is more of that stupid Marine Corps bullshit. Obsolete, male impulses from a hundred thousand years ago, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way". You know what I do when I see that shirt? I obstruct. I stand right in the guy's path, force him to walk around me, he gets a little past me, I spin him around kick him in the nuts, rip off his shirt, wipe it on my ass, and shove it down his fucking throat. Hey, listen, that's all these Marines are looking for, a good time
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Here's another guy thing that sucks
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these T shirts that say Lead follow or get out of the way
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You ever see that This is more of that stupid Marine Corps bullshit
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obsolete male impulses from 100 000 years ago
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Lead follow or get out of the way
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You know what I do when I see that shirt
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I obstruct
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I stand right in the guy's path force him to walk around me gets a little past me
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I spin him around kick him in the nuts rip off the shirt
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wipe it on my ass and shove it down his fucking throat
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clapping and cheering That's what I do when I see that shirt
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Movie Summary
Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.
