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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will...

George Carlin:
Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan? Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every rundown schmuck with a two-dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up Your Plan? And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing

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now you come along and pray for something
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Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's divine plan
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What do you want him to do Change his plan Just for you
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Doesn't that seem a little arrogant It's a divine plan
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What's the use of being God if every run down schmuck with a 2 prayer book
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can come along and fuck up your plan
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And here's something else another problem you might have
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Suppose your prayers aren't answered what do you say
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Well it's God's will thy will be done
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Fine but if it's God's will and he's gonna do what he wants to anyway
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why the fuck bother praying in the first place
Duration
36 seconds
Views
692
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:15
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Production
Cable Stuff Productions,HBO

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Movie Summary

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.