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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I have always been willing to put myself at great personal risk for the sake of...

George Carlin:
I have always been willing to put myself at great personal risk for the sake of entertainment. And I've always been willing to put *you* at great personal risk for the same reason

Full Transcript

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Yeah yeah that one always got to me
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I'm glad you feel the same way
Duration
8 seconds
Views
276
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:53
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Cable Stuff Productions,HBO

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Movie Summary

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.
Do you know why it is when a rancher fucks a sheep - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:09
Do you know why it is when a rancher fucks a sheep
Names are an interest of mine not a hobby hobbies cost money interests are free - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Names are an interest of mine not a hobby hobbies cost money...
Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant The Mouthful Huh - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:19
Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant The Mouthful...
I'm thinking of opening up a motel and calling it The Sleep n' Fuck - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:19
I'm thinking of opening up a motel and calling it The...
'Cause that's all they ever have left in those soda machines on Sunday night - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:14
'Cause that's all they ever have left in those...
By the way if you should have any cognitive dissonance - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:14
By the way if you should have any cognitive dissonance
'Cause you do know folks living in this country - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:37
'Cause you do know folks living in this country
This country was founded by a group of slave owners - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:35
This country was founded by a group of slave owners
Because because the American people - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:32
Because because the American people
Everybody knows by now all businessmen are completely full of shit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:35
Everybody knows by now all businessmen are completely full...
Whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware
A businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:36
A businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman
Think about it religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:37
Think about it religion has actually convinced people that...
He loves you and he needs money - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:15
He loves you and he needs money
Now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:08
Now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit
I want you to know when it comes to believing in God I really tried - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:35
I want you to know when it comes to believing in God I...
And by the way I say this guy because I firmly believe looking at these results - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:13
And by the way I say this guy because I firmly believe...
If there is a God if there is I think most reasonable people - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:18
If there is a God if there is I think most reasonable people
I decided to look around for something else to worship - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:24
I decided to look around for something else to worship
Several reasons first of all I can see the sun okay - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased 00:36
Several reasons first of all I can see the sun okay