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And it's going to be our first cable release

George Carlin's American Dream

And it's going to be Fantastic. So I'm in business for myselfwith my partner, Jerry Hamza....

George Carlin's American Dream • S01E02 • 2022

And it's going to be
our first cable release. -HOST: Fantastic.
-GEORGE: So I'm in business for myself
with my partner, Jerry Hamza. For a change, I'm going to
get to keep some of this stuff. I just want to say I'm really happy
to be here in Carnegie Hall. Andrew Carnegie is dead,
but I figure fuck him. We've just found out that everyone
is in the wrong seat. Would you please change places
with the person two seats over and four seats down? Now, there are also you people
that are sitting in what is known as the boxes. I don't want you
to get horny on anything, 'cause... Work out something
about the word boxes. You'll think of it, George,
you're a clever guy. Do a stand-up about-- Take the thing
about a place for your stuff, your house, your home.
And take it from there and do a whole thing
about what's in the house and what's in the home.
That's where keep your stuff, that's where you
keep your stuff. And you start in talking
about what stuff is in what room and how you keep it. (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) -Hi there. How are you?
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) How you doing?

Full Transcript

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And it's going to be our first cable release.

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-HOST: Fantastic. -GEORGE: So I'm in business

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for myself with my partner, Jerry Hamza.

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For a change, I'm going to get to keep some of this stuff.

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I just want to say

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I'm really happy to be here in Carnegie Hall.

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Andrew Carnegie is dead, but I figure fuck him.

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We've just found out

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that everyone is in the wrong seat.

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Would you please change places with the person two seats over

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and four seats down?

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Now, there are also you people that are sitting

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in what is known as the boxes.

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I don't want you to get horny on anything,

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'cause... Work out something about the word boxes.

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You'll think of it, George, you're a clever guy.

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Do a stand-up about--

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Take the thing about a place for your stuff,

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your house, your home. And take it from there

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and do a whole thing about what's in the house

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and what's in the home. That's where keep your stuff,

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that's where you keep your stuff.

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And you start in talking about what stuff is in what room

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and how you keep it.

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

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-Hi there. How are you? -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

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How you doing?

Duration

59 seconds

Views

44

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:32

Uploaded

Apr 30, 2025

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

documentary, biography, comedy

Production

Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.