(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) ...and Danny has a half-ounceof bad street grass, how many jointswill...
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) ...and Danny has a half-ounce
of bad street grass, how many joints
will they have to smoke -before Danny talks to Eddy...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: The drug problem
seems to be that nobody will really define
what the drug problem is. To a lot of people,
the drug problem is, -"I can't get any."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: You know, nobody knows
that we're all part of it, that everybody in the country is
swimming in a sea of drugs, man. I mean, we really got used
to that, didn't we? We were told a long time ago,
weren't we? "Say, is something wrong? Why don't you take something
for it?" They even make it easier
to get started, a little orange flavoring
in those little tablets -for you when you're young.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Little orange.
"Don't like your head?" (CLICKS TONGUE)
"Two orange in the mouth
of bad street grass, how many joints
will they have to smoke -before Danny talks to Eddy...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: The drug problem
seems to be that nobody will really define
what the drug problem is. To a lot of people,
the drug problem is, -"I can't get any."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: You know, nobody knows
that we're all part of it, that everybody in the country is
swimming in a sea of drugs, man. I mean, we really got used
to that, didn't we? We were told a long time ago,
weren't we? "Say, is something wrong? Why don't you take something
for it?" They even make it easier
to get started, a little orange flavoring
in those little tablets -for you when you're young.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Little orange.
"Don't like your head?" (CLICKS TONGUE)
"Two orange in the mouth
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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...and Danny has a half-ounce
of bad street grass,
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how many joints
will they have to smoke
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-before Danny talks to Eddy...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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GEORGE: The drug problem
seems to be
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that nobody will really define
what the drug problem is.
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To a lot of people,
the drug problem is,
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-"I can't get any."
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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GEORGE: You know, nobody knows
that we're all part of it,
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that everybody in the country is
swimming in a sea of drugs, man.
00:00:22.626 --> 00:00:24.025
I mean, we really got used
to that, didn't we?
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We were told a long time ago,
weren't we?
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"Say, is something wrong?
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Why don't you take something
for it?"
00:00:28.667 --> 00:00:30.000
They even make it easier
to get started,
00:00:30.084 --> 00:00:31.958
a little orange flavoring
in those little tablets
00:00:32.002 --> 00:00:33.751
-for you when you're young.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Little orange.
"Don't like your head?"
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
"Two orange in the mouth.
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Movie Summary
Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
