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George Carlin's American Dream

If I was willing to apologize, I could havestayed in the altar boys, the Boy Scouts, the...

If I was willing to apologize, I could have
stayed in the altar boys, the Boy Scouts, the choir,
three Catholic schools, and the Air Force

Full Transcript

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If I was willing to apologize,
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I could have stayed in the altar boys,
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the Boy Scouts, the choir, three Catholic schools,
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and the Air Force.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:21
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
S01 • E02 First of all, my acting bug has never been satisfied, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:10
First of all, my acting bug has never been satisfied,
S01 • E01 I understand you've got a new image now, George, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
I understand you've got a new image now, George,
S01 • E01 I found myself kind of caught up in the suit and tie - George Carlin's American Dream 00:10
I found myself kind of caught up in the suit and tie
S01 • E02 I thought at 56, maybe I owe Brenda, my wife, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
I thought at 56, maybe I owe Brenda, my wife,
S01 • E02 ♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - George Carlin's American Dream 00:35
♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
S01 • E01 So I wanted to get back to the earth, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:13
So I wanted to get back to the earth,
S01 • E01 HOST: What's with the beard? - George Carlin's American Dream 00:20
HOST: What's with the beard?
S01 • E02 He was tired. He was sold the idea - George Carlin's American Dream 00:24
He was tired. He was sold the idea
S01 • E01 He was really good, he was funny, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
He was really good, he was funny,
S01 • E01 I was always doing ladies on quiz shows, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
I was always doing ladies on quiz shows,
S01 • E01 I didn't know it consciously, but television rewarded that. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
I didn't know it consciously, but television rewarded t...
S01 • E01 Was there a lot of pressure, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
Was there a lot of pressure,
S01 • E02 SAM SIMON: At the time, this is when Seinfeld - George Carlin's American Dream 00:46
SAM SIMON: At the time, this is when Seinfeld
S01 • E01 Oh. Well, I was ready for that. That was one thing, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
Oh. Well, I was ready for that. That was one thing,
S01 • E01 That was not-- - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
That was not--
S01 • E01 "How long ago did you get started on drugs?" - George Carlin's American Dream 00:15
"How long ago did you get started on drugs?"
S01 • E01 When he got fired in Las Vegas, he was making 250,000 a year. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
When he got fired in Las Vegas, he was making 250,000 a year...
S01 • E01 We played the Hungry Eye, we played the Troubadour, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:10
We played the Hungry Eye, we played the Troubadour,
S01 • E01 No one ever says it. "Hey, got any Mary Jane?" - George Carlin's American Dream 00:35
No one ever says it. "Hey, got any Mary Jane?"
S01 • E02 I remember somebody asking me once, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:15
I remember somebody asking me once,