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George Carlin's American Dream

Religion easily, easily, has the best bullshit storyof all time. Think about it

Religion easily, easily, has the best bullshit story
of all time. Think about it

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Religion easily, easily,
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has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:58
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
S01 • E02 Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man - George Carlin's American Dream 00:27
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible...
S01 • E01 He's a good guy. We always say, "He's like you and me." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
He's a good guy. We always say, "He's like yo...
S01 • E01 Love God, love your neighbor, love yourself, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
Love God, love your neighbor, love yourself,
S01 • E01 And if God is like us, big trouble, gang. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
And if God is like us, big trouble, gang.
S01 • E01 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:18
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 Of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish - George Carlin's American Dream 00:12
Of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish
S01 • E01 GEORGE: Nixon is a perfect symbol for this country. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:13
GEORGE: Nixon is a perfect symbol for this country.
S01 • E02 -But he loves you. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
-But he loves you. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E01 And, of course, he had an unusual job, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
And, of course, he had an unusual job,
S01 • E02 He loves you and he needs money. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
He loves you and he needs money.
S01 • E02 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E01 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:25
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 He's all-powerful, all-present, all-knowing, and all-wise. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
He's all-powerful, all-present, all-knowing, and all-wi...
S01 • E02 -Just can't handle money. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
-Just can't handle money. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 Sometimes you get applause just for not being dead - George Carlin's American Dream 00:10
Sometimes you get applause just for not being dead
S01 • E01 We kind of free people and whip industry on them - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
We kind of free people and whip industry on them
S01 • E02 Uh, so, but, but I'm getting a sense of it. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
Uh, so, but, but I'm getting a sense of it.
S01 • E01 (SINGING TO TUNE OF "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL") ♪ O beautiful for smoggy skies ♪ - George Carlin's American Dream 00:28
(SINGING TO TUNE OF "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL") ♪ O b...
S01 • E02 It's three different cities, three different nights, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
It's three different cities, three different nights,
S01 • E02 I hate people who have - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
I hate people who have