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�� (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ GEORGE: I think Jerry
didn't tell me the awful truth. Boy, it really looks
fucking bleak and it's getting worse. And I have walked away from this
Illustrated George Carlin thing. That whole thing collapsed
in flames, and I cried on the phone
to Brenda. "I said, "It's over,
I can't do this. It's not going to work." And I'm driving down
to Dayton from Toronto, and I drank a lot of beer
on the way. And I finally crashed my car
into a fucking pole, completely demolishing my nose. I'm working on a new nose.
You might have heard that. I redesigned a Volvo last month. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: I never did quite
get through that windshield like they said in the paper. But, uh, they're working
on the nose for me. Next year, they're gonna
shine it and buff it -and do something to it.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: It's my new nose and I promise this time
not to blow it. Okay? (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
didn't tell me the awful truth. Boy, it really looks
fucking bleak and it's getting worse. And I have walked away from this
Illustrated George Carlin thing. That whole thing collapsed
in flames, and I cried on the phone
to Brenda. "I said, "It's over,
I can't do this. It's not going to work." And I'm driving down
to Dayton from Toronto, and I drank a lot of beer
on the way. And I finally crashed my car
into a fucking pole, completely demolishing my nose. I'm working on a new nose.
You might have heard that. I redesigned a Volvo last month. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: I never did quite
get through that windshield like they said in the paper. But, uh, they're working
on the nose for me. Next year, they're gonna
shine it and buff it -and do something to it.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) GEORGE: It's my new nose and I promise this time
not to blow it. Okay? (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
Full Transcript
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♪ (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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GEORGE: I think Jerry
didn't tell me the awful truth.
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Boy, it really looks
fucking bleak
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and it's getting worse.
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And I have walked away
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from this
Illustrated George Carlin thing.
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That whole thing collapsed
in flames,
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and I cried on the phone
to Brenda.
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"I said, "It's over,
I can't do this.
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It's not going to work."
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And I'm driving down
to Dayton from Toronto,
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and I drank a lot of beer
on the way.
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And I finally crashed my car
into a fucking pole,
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completely demolishing my nose.
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I'm working on a new nose.
You might have heard that.
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I redesigned a Volvo last month.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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GEORGE: I never did quite
get through that windshield
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like they said in the paper.
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But, uh, they're working
on the nose for me.
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Next year, they're gonna
shine it and buff it
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-and do something to it.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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GEORGE: It's my new nose
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and I promise this time
not to blow it. Okay?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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Movie Summary
Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
