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So we married ourselves

George Carlin's American Dream

So we married ourselves. We didn't havethe proper paperwork, but we didn't think ♪ As the...

George Carlin's American Dream • S01E02 • 2022

So we married ourselves. We didn't have
the proper paperwork, but we didn't think
we needed that. Saturday, 5:18 a.m. GEORGE: ♪ As the sun
Comes up in Baltimore ♪ ♪ And the ships
Sail out to sea ♪ ♪ I get out of bed
And stretch my balls ♪ ♪ And I take a fucking pee ♪ There's a lovely tune for you.
I love you. Goodbye, baby. (RECEIVER CLATTERS) KEVIN:
So, we were sitting around, doing rehearsal.
It was me, him, and Ben. And he started talking
about Sally and he talked about, he's like, "I love it.
It makes me feel young." We play this game where
we're not really a part of this fucking world anymore, where we enter
the kingdom of the fairies "and she's the fairy queen
and I'm the fairy king." And he went on
this, like, very eloquent, very uncharacteristic
of George Carlin, you know, almost
fucking Ren Fest-y explanation

Full Transcript

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So we married ourselves.

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We didn't have the proper paperwork,

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but we didn't think we needed that.

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Saturday, 5:18 a.m.

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GEORGE: ♪ As the sun Comes up in Baltimore ♪

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♪ And the ships Sail out to sea ♪

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♪ I get out of bed And stretch my balls ♪

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♪ And I take a fucking pee ♪

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There's a lovely tune for you. I love you. Goodbye, baby.

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(RECEIVER CLATTERS)

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KEVIN: So, we were sitting around,

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doing rehearsal. It was me, him, and Ben.

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And he started talking about Sally and he talked about,

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he's like, "I love it. It makes me feel young."

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We play this game where we're not really a part

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of this fucking world anymore,

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where we enter the kingdom of the fairies

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"and she's the fairy queen and I'm the fairy king."

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And he went on this, like, very eloquent,

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very uncharacteristic of George Carlin,

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you know, almost fucking Ren Fest-y explanation.

Duration

61 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

01:13:30

Uploaded

Apr 30, 2025

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

documentary, biography, comedy

Production

Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.