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George Carlin's American Dream

The first one is, you never have to carryanything heavy ever again

The first one is, you never have to carry
anything heavy ever again

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The first one is,
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you never have to carry anything heavy ever again.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:30:50
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
S01 • E02 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 If you got a big suitcase or something like that, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
If you got a big suitcase or something like that,
S01 • E02 You say, "Yeah, could you help me with this?" - George Carlin's American Dream 00:17
You say, "Yeah, could you help me with this?"
S01 • E01 I cannot handle any more of this." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:12
I cannot handle any more of this."
S01 • E02 It takes him out of the class of pop star - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
It takes him out of the class of pop star
S01 • E01 And it was like, "I, George Carlin," - George Carlin's American Dream 00:09
And it was like, "I, George Carlin,"
S01 • E02 People that created something that was timeless, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:09
People that created something that was timeless,
S01 • E02 But the best thing about getting old is, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
But the best thing about getting old is,
S01 • E02 "But it was your daughter's funeral." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:24
"But it was your daughter's funeral."
S01 • E02 Even God can go on sensory overload. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
Even God can go on sensory overload.
S01 • E02 That's why he wanted one day off a week. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
That's why he wanted one day off a week.
S01 • E02 Christians gave him Sunday, Jews gave him Saturday, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:10
Christians gave him Sunday, Jews gave him Saturday,
S01 • E02 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:09
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 You know, there's lots of comedians - George Carlin's American Dream 00:08
You know, there's lots of comedians
S01 • E02 W. KAMAU BELL: He was still a comedian - George Carlin's American Dream 00:12
W. KAMAU BELL: He was still a comedian
S01 • E02 Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.
S01 • E02 Where would we be without our safe, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
Where would we be without our safe,
S01 • E02 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - George Carlin's American Dream 00:14
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
S01 • E02 That is what's known as being stunningly full of shit. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:14
That is what's known as being stunningly full of shit.
S01 • E02 This country is owned by eight or nine hundred people - George Carlin's American Dream 00:15
This country is owned by eight or nine hundred people