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They oughta have two new requirements
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George Carlin's American Dream

They oughta havetwo new requirements for being on the police,intelligence and decency

They oughta have
two new requirements for being on the police,
intelligence and decency

Full Transcript

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They oughta have two new requirements
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for being on the police, intelligence and decency.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:02
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
S01 • E02 (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:12
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
S01 • E02 REPORTER: ...I know. I didn't believe it either, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:30
REPORTER: ...I know. I didn't believe it either,
S01 • E01 FAN 5: Dear Mister Carlin... - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
FAN 5: Dear Mister Carlin...
S01 • E01 We're very self-centered. If we put the statue of Jesus - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
We're very self-centered. If we put the statue of Jesus
S01 • E01 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:21
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
S01 • E02 Religion easily, easily, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:08
Religion easily, easily,
S01 • E02 Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man - George Carlin's American Dream 00:27
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible...
S01 • E01 He's a good guy. We always say, "He's like you and me." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
He's a good guy. We always say, "He's like yo...
S01 • E01 Love God, love your neighbor, love yourself, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
Love God, love your neighbor, love yourself,
S01 • E01 And if God is like us, big trouble, gang. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
And if God is like us, big trouble, gang.
S01 • E01 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:18
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 Of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish - George Carlin's American Dream 00:12
Of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish
S01 • E01 GEORGE: Nixon is a perfect symbol for this country. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:13
GEORGE: Nixon is a perfect symbol for this country.
S01 • E02 -But he loves you. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
-But he loves you. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E01 And, of course, he had an unusual job, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
And, of course, he had an unusual job,
S01 • E02 He loves you and he needs money. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
He loves you and he needs money.
S01 • E02 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E01 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:25
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
S01 • E02 He's all-powerful, all-present, all-knowing, and all-wise. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
He's all-powerful, all-present, all-knowing, and all-wi...